Stupid neighbour...BAH!!!!!

Well...I hate her...sad but true...but I absolutely hate that woman.

Why you might wonder??

Thing is...right next to my house there is a spot of unused ground. It´s a dead end, so when I bought this house the dood who sold it told me that he used it for his car or trailer every now and then.
Said and done...I park my car there after picking up my kids. Too much hazzle to drag them, a large bag with their belongings and my tools all the way from the parking lot. I simply park by my house.

BUT!!! The asshole neighbour, midage woman...to be nice, thinks that I ruin her veiw...she got her kitchen window facing that spot.
So...I tried to be nice, I always move the car as fast as I can.
But today a friend of mine came to visit me, all the way from Stockholm (yup, it was Tommy, or Trimmy) and he parked there cause there were nowhere else to park.

AND THE FREAKING ASSHOLE MIDAGED UGLY PIGFACED SHIT NEIGHBOUR came and yelled at me.
How dare she...or IT...ofcourse IT only managed to piss me off...so it´s just as ugly husband joined in and ganged up on me.
MAN...no one else in this neighbourhood...NO ONE...complains over this matter. EVERYONE parks their cars outside THEIR houses.

Even Tommy stepped in to argue a bit...grrrrr...I HATE HER....IT.....BAH!!!!

So now it´s war....hell yeah it´s war. They picked a fight with the wrong guy...I know ALL about fighting...and I fight dirty, brutal and without hesitation.

Stupid ass neighbour...maybe I should take my car for a spin on their yard....sounds like fun to me.

What´s up with Daddy Cool??

Eheh...umm...well, unfortunately that actually is me...what can I say, I blame my parents.
But I did´nt throw this pic in just to flaunt my obscene good looks all over cyberspace...although that would explain pretty much...nope, I just wanted to tell the Daddy Cool story...and the blue kind of guy is him..or me...or both...

Now...in swedish the word for daddy is 'pappa'...same same but different. Cool on the other hand is...well...cool. Yup, we swedes use that too...kind of stole it from the english language...sorry.
So...my oldest son (now 4) called me pappacool when he started talking...I dunno why but he did. Translated into english gives me daddycool.

Boney M...a band from the disco era in the '70, made a song called Daddy Cool. It was a hit, and it´s still a cool disco tune. Check it out sometime.

So...when I started playing BFV (Battlefield Vietnam) I named me ' Daddy Cool'.
Some people who plays online games likes to change their names every now and then...I don´t. Daddy Cool got his own life...wierdly enough...but in my team (TEAM Enclave) I just am Daddy Cool...or Daddy...or DC...but not Janne wich is my real name.
Now when we run BF2 instead of BFV I´m still Daddy Cool.

Hrmpf...about nicks in game...what´s wrong with proper names??? Like 'AppleCrunch'...or 'SoggyBottom'...or 'Stinky'....in the world of Bf2 there are almost no one with a proper name. Only - '^¨*thefl¨¨¨^^...or something similar....bah, lack of imagination I say. Try calling for someone with a name like that...hell, it´s game over before you even find the freaking signs on your keyboard.
No wonder there are less chatting in Bf2 than BFV...it´s impossible to call for someone.

But relax all of you gamers out there...come to our BF2 server (IP and Port are shown under the TEAM Enclave logo), all of our members got proper names. It starts with [TE]...then a PROPER name...hehehe.
Here are some you might run into....

- SMOKEY
- Greyblood
- Witchking
- Nitecat
- Hollynator

...and ofcourse DaddyCool. If you wanna see the complete members list click the TEAM Enclave link...tadaa, our website.

But please...if you are about to start playing BF2...COME UP WITH A PROPER NAME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD...man, how hard can it be....

I´m out.....going ;)

Does bears shit in the woods???

Yup...these are some good old swedish bears. Nope...I did´nt run into these guys while picking mushrooms in the forest...we went to 'Orsa björnpark' this summer....translation - Orsa bearpark.

They got one of the largest bears in the world there too...the Kamchatka bear Peter...height: 3.1 metre....weight: 570 kg...now that´s what I call a big ass bear.
I took some photos of him too...but the fence was in the way of a really good pic. So you have to do with these nice chaps.

You know...bears can talk...oh yeah...there are 2 bears living here that talks...Bear Dood and Huggy Bear. This is a conversation between them I picked up this summer....authentic ofcourse...

- Tadum ti dum...lalala...boobeedoo...doddoo...badamtidum...huh?
- What was that just now Huggy?
- Erm...you know that dinner I was making...the stuffed moose?
- Oh yeah....can´t wait....I am starving.
- Ehe...well...umm...it kind of ran away...just now...just like that...whoom....gone.
- Say again?
- He got up an ran away.
- You say what?
- THE FREAKING MOOSE RAN AWAY!!!!!
- What the...HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE DOOD??? HE WAS DEAD!!!
- Not dead enough I would say.
- Man...you suck...how hard can it be. Beat em dead and cook em god dammit.
- Dood...sorry buddy...I was sure he was dead...hell, I clocked him with the frying pan...twice.
- Frying pan??? FRYING PAN??!!! YOU WENT HUNTING WITH A FRYING PAN??!!!!
- Well...yeah...works great on rabbits.
- Huggy Huggy Huggy...a moose is just a tad bit larger than a rabbit right?
- Umm...yeah....so?
- You need bigger things to beat em with....*sigh*.
- Got any suggestions Mr. I-am-the-almighty-who-knows-everything?
- Hell yeah...use this.
- What the hell is that Dood?
- I made it myself....hehehehe.
- I can see that...but what is it?
- I call it the BAMB.
- ?????
- Big Ass Moose Beater....BAMB....it´s awesome.
- Cool....you´re a genious.
- I know...hehe...I made it out of various car parts I found in the old scrap yard.
- Nice...looks deadly enough to me buddy.
- One problem though Huggy my man.
- What´s that?
- I can´t lift it.
- Huh?
- Yeah...I used most of the engine...bumpers...suspension...it´s kind of heavy you know.
- Let me get this straight....you made a moose killing machine wich is too darn heavy to actually use??
- You could say that.
- WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING DOOD???
- ....erm...well....eheh...
- Tell me Dood...did you by any chance misplace your brain somehow somewhere and therefor have to THINK with you ASS???!!!!
- But...it´s a V8 man...spins like a tiger...listen...*VROOOOM*.
- Oh.....cool...
- Want a ride buddy?
- Hell yeah...lets go cruisin´my man.
- Where´s the throttle...oh there it is....

I have´nt seen them for a while now.....

Ah well....drive carefully out there...you never know who you might meet on the road :)

Boys and their toys!!!

Yup...that is my son. The oldest one actually. Nope...he does not look like that in real life. I took this pic with my new toy...my brand-new-kick-ass-cell-phone :)

Sony Ericsson K810i CyberShot...3.2 MP camera, MP3 player, Radio...you name it, I got it ;)
This 'Comic book' effect is one of the cool effects to choose from...a small edit program...AWESOME!!!

It´s a hobby of mine...playing around with pictures in various programs...I think my phone and I will become very good friends.

Oh...did I mention...you can use the phone for phone calls aswell...handy ;)

Too bad I´m not disgustingly rich...there are sooooooo many cool toys out there...give me a zillion dollars and I´ll shop my butt off...I´ll even record it and put it on U-Tube...you just try me. C´mon...try me...someone...pretty please with a cherry on top and cream on the side???

One thing is for sure though...I will put more pics here taken with my beloved cell phone...so keep an eye out people.

EAT VEGETABLES...or not.

A bath anyone???

Aaaahh...this beautiful lake is not that far away from where I live...unfortunately we´ve had some bad weather lately here. The water is too darn cold for me...but a week of some intence sunlight will do the trick.

My kids on the other hand don´t mind...they would gladly jump in. My oldest even asked me during the winter if we could go here and swim...yeah right...drill a hole in the ice and jump in...I´m pretty sure that would kill me instantly...I´m no polarbear ;)

Oooh...my dear wife just told me it´s supper time....yummy.

This was a shorty...I´ll be back soon enough.

The sky is the limit!!!

Aaaahh...there is nothing like a blue sky in the summer...ok ok...there are some clouds there too...but clouds can be pretty darn artistic actually.

In the evenings the sky can be all red, purple, pink, orange...you name it...and the effect on those clouds are awesome. But a blue one...can´t beat that :)

Maybe I adjusted the photo just a bit...enhanced the blue in it...but hey, it´s still the sky...not like when those fashion photographers turns the models into completely different persons in Photoshop.

Imagine...

'click' - Ok Mr. Trump...you are now caught on cam buddy.

2 hours later.

- I Photoshopped you a bit...
Trump - WHAT THE....WHO IS THAT??!!!
- Umm...that is you.
Trump - No way man...that is Brittney Spears!!!
- No...that is you...after some playing around in Photoshop.
Trump - Aaah, I see...nice hair.

Awful...but the funny thing is...no matter what program I use I can´t make myself look good...wierd...it´s like loading error...what´s up with that???
I even got a message once...it popped up in the middle of the screen saying - "The program for your specimens are yet to be invented...bugger off!!"

Huh?? Darn computers....

My antivirus program is screaming about "POSSIBLE CORE MELTDOWN" whenever I try to load up a picture of me...wierd....

Ah well...I guess it will be on the news if my computer turns into a nuke and blasts half of Sweden into orbit around Jupiter...now that would be an adventure...

NASA - No...we did NOT send half a country into space.

Ah well...need my beauty sleep...wonder if it will work this time....

Is that you??? Get out of here!!!

...was the reaction.
I can understand that...yup, it´s true...I am the hippie wannabee in the middle...gees, must be 7 or 8 years ago.
'The Generators'...we really tried to look authentic...ugly clothes and all...70th style. Long hair and Lennon glasses...yeah I know...poor imposters ;)

Luckily I cut my hair off and turned into to this extremely handsome man that I am...if you don´t disagree I´ll send you a chewing gum...barely used...promise :)

Aaaah...summer (quick change of subject). Finally the warm weather found it´s way to Sweden...man did we need that.
For 9 months each year we swedes have to put up with ridicuolus low temperatures, depressingly amounts of snow, agressive polarbears that snitches your morning paper and cars that eagerly tries to camouflage themselves as Igloos...bah.

Just to open the door is an adventure...and leaving the house...gees, you better put on atleast 150kg of clothes just to survive...man I am glad I am a viking ;)

Did I mention...I favor summer...warm and cosy, flowers, grass (not the smoking kind)...barbecues...beer on occasions...things comes to life in the summer...and I don´t have to wrestle polarbears all the time...that´s exhausting.

I am getting a slight sunburn too...not the grilled look though.

Ah well...time to wrap this up.

Until the next time...drink some beer :)